Hi, I'm Samantha!
I'm 24 going on 65. I work full time while being a single mother to two fur babies named Zira and Spencer. To pass my time I like to create pretty things, watch crime dramas, take long naps, and laugh at my own jokes. I'm a self proclaimed sweets expert and can sing any song that comes on the radio horribly. I'm somewhere between a Disney princess and Ron Swanson, with a little Wednesday Addams twist. My talents include being able to quote every episode of The Office, doing drunk cartwheels, making any awkward situation worse, and making blanket forts. No one has been able to tell if I'm being sarcastic or serious for about 10 years, and I still remember the dance to Soulja Boy. I like to think I'm funny with a big personality, but I mostly just make inappropriate jokes and yell a lot.
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